So this is what my angst bunny left for me, early in the morning, in my shoe. It was gross. So I waited until I was in a crappy mood, played Arcade Fire's "My Body Is A Cage" (*highly recommended song - from which the title of this story comes*) on repeat for hours & I tried to clean the mess up into this. Don't quite know if it worked, but here it is. Special thanks, bars of chocolate, and one kidnapped Thunder From Down Under goes to RoseSumner for looking this over for me & not telling me to print it out, toss it off a bridge, & then jump in after it - but instead helping me with it. Of course, I continued to screw around with the fic afterwards so any & all mistakes are mine.