Desperate Measures by September

Logan has a crush. Complete trashy, extremely unoriginal, filthy minded, ooc foof. Write what you're comfortable with they all say... ahahaha!
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Word count: 4921 - Hits: 33056
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/22/2010 - Last Updated: 03/14/2010

Story Notes:

Logan's POV. Rated for swearing and dirty thoughts. Loosely based on songs. Probably filled with British-isms, goblins, zombies and other non-beta'd errors, but it's late and it's trash-foof, so I can't quite be bothered to check.

Some chapters are short. Other's are shorter. And if you're looking for something intellectually stimulating? You won't find it here *g*

1. What do I have to do to get inside of you? by September [Reviews - 18] (1267 words)

2. I want to take you to a gay bar by September [Reviews - 11] (760 words)

3. I don't want you... to be no slave by September [Reviews - 12] (993 words)

4. I'm too sexy for my...uh...wifebeater by September [Reviews - 13] (876 words)

5. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals by September [Reviews - 14] (1025 words)