I apologize for the summary, it's not one of my strong suits. Hopefully you'll believe the story makes up for that. I would like to thank the amazing, brilliant, funny people over at nanowrimo.com-way too many to mention individually. Their Adoptable Stuff page enabled me to finally break through my Writer's Block(which had congealed into a thick wall after a year of barely picking up my pen). Thank you thank you thank you.