This story isn't a parody. Nope, it's not all a big joke. Bobby lovers, I'm not sure if you'll like this one. It's not really like, meant to be mean to Bobby, but to take a spin on the character that I think the movie version really calls for, cause I just didn't like him as he was in the movie, and I thought "I'd like him a lot better if he was -" Well I shan't say cause it'll spoil it. Anyway - all complaints can be sent to email address above, where they will be filed, locked away, put in a disused lavatory with a sign on the front that says "beware of the leopard." And promptly forgotten. I dedicate this to the Angst GRRLS! They're evil, people, and they're all mine! *laughs evilly*.