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Absolutely loved this! Uproariously funny and beautifully written - I could actually 'hear' Attenborough's voice in my head as I was reading! Loved the line with Wolvie's clothes being 'ripped off and/or disintegrated in a timely fashion' because in the comics I don't think he has ever finished a battle without losing some part of his uniform or other! And the ending was inspired! Drop the camera, argh! Hilariously funny - well done!
"oh god. Too close! He's seen us! Run! Drop the camera, drop everything! Run! Dear God! Run for your lives! Gaaaaaaaaaa!!"
If I wasn't laughing already that line right there had me on the floor, literally. I actually fell off my chair and onto the floor. I. AM. NOT. KIDDING.
That was hilarious! OMG
Author's Response: *lol* I love that it made you laugh that much! Thanks! :oD
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes eyes* oh god, i've been away too long. how i've dearly missed your stuff.
favorited like NOW.
Author's Response: Glad you liked! It's good to see you back :o) And I'm gonna go read the new chapter of Closer now - awesome!
this has to be one of the most unique fics I've read [apart from the one you did when logan couldn't get it up, and i don't think anyone else would have the courage or talent to do that one again!]
so funny it went off the scale, great stuff!
Author's Response: LMAO at your comment. I don't think even I would have the courage to write a fic where Logan couldn't get it up again *g* It was so much fun though *is evil*rnGlad this one made you laugh!
LMAO!!!!!!! oh jeeze! that was fucking funny!
Author's Response: *G* Thank you. To be honest I don't think I can pull the docu thing off a second time, so I don't think I will be writing any more - Sorry! But I'm glad it made you laugh :o)
Good God. I have been watching Attenborough's documentaries since I was just few years old, I think it was my dad that first introduced me to those when I was about three years old. I could clearly hear Attenborough's voice while reading this fic, see him pointing out things, crouching and gesturing... This was just perfect!
Author's Response: Yay! You see him too! He's been haunting me ever since though... every time I write, his voice keeps popping into my head right at all the wrong moments *g*
oh my god woman, you were hiding this on your harddrive??? and depriving us of this... this... well let's just put it this way, if i were to quote back to you all the lines that had me choking with laughter, you'd get your whole story in the review box. heh. the ending was perfect, absolutely brilliant. and i think if i haad to choose, this would be my favorite bit: "the bigger the buckle, the more generously endowed they will find the male to be." thank you for another gem...
Author's Response: Lol - yeah, this one's been lurking for a while *g* Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it though! Your review's plastered a massive grin on my face, thanks *g*. And we all know the belt buckle has to symbolise something... or compensate for it... hmmmmm...
Dah-ling, I do believe you've managed to hit the nail quite squarely on the head. Mr. Attenborough should be very well pleased with your embodiment of his person. Now, if we could just get him to come out from the far recesses of his bedroom closet and set down the stuffed teddy bear so he can resume his documentary on this most intriguing of creatures!
Author's Response: Why thank you *g*! I don't think he'll be going near Wolvie any time soon though LoL! Maybe we need one of those SAS survival types instead... hmmmm....