I am an over-educated romantic bohemian with a vaguely depraved sense of humor. Whilst often engaged in one sort or another of dissipation or lewd debauchery, I do occasionally find time to create the odd bit of music, sculpture, or literature. These activities keep me far too busy to do anything conventionally productive with my time. Even so, with sufficient flattery, I might be persuaded to beta-read your doubtless pathetic writing attempts, but only if your command of the Mother Tongue is nearly as flawless as mine own.