Logan has...a problem. Scott has a little fun at his expense.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 3084 - Hits: 7065
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/09/2006 - Last Updated: 10/09/2006
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Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Logan, I mock thee
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Logan, I mock thee
You did it, again! Your a freakin' genuis man! Or girl. Whatever..
A little abstract thought...
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU, X2
Characters: None
Genres: Foof
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1001 - Hits: 1789
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/10/2006 - Last Updated: 10/10/2006
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU, X2
Characters: None
Genres: Foof
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1001 - Hits: 1789
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/10/2006 - Last Updated: 10/10/2006
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: The White Rabbit
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: The White Rabbit
What. The. Fuck. OMIGAWD.
That was...
How can I describe this feeling? Amazing? Yes but not quite it. Strange? OH HELL YEAH, but still no. Diffrent? Oh, that's it, definatly it.
Ahem.
That was... Different.
Author's Response: Yeah... this was one of my weirder ones...!
A very childish squabble between Logan and Scott.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1263 - Hits: 2923
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/16/2006 - Last Updated: 10/16/2006
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1263 - Hits: 2923
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/16/2006 - Last Updated: 10/16/2006
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
WOW. You never cease to amaze me, September. Just when I thought you couldn't think of anything funnier- BAM! You do.
Rogue gets a new hobby. Logan watching... with unforeseen consequences.
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1311 - Hits: 3196
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/06/2006 - Last Updated: 11/06/2006
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1311 - Hits: 3196
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/06/2006 - Last Updated: 11/06/2006
Logan gets hit by a tranq dart on a mission, with unforeseen side effects.
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3072 - Hits: 3430
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2006 - Last Updated: 11/25/2006
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3072 - Hits: 3430
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2006 - Last Updated: 11/25/2006
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Right Said Logan
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Right Said Logan
Again, I repeat myself, HOLY SHIT. THAT WAS POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ. THANK GOD YOU WERE BORN.
Eventually he managed, "Rogue I appear to be hallucinating."
"Sadly no," I croaked back
Hand, hand, shoulder, shoulder...
"Now, I'm sure you must be wrong there. Because I can see it as clear as day. There's the Wolverine. With his usual cigar. Only he's in yellow spandex. Dancing to the Macarena."
"I see it too."
"Oh my stars and garters, we're all sick. JEAN!" he called. "STORM! WE NEED DRUGS! AND BRING A TRANQ GUN! BRING A RIFLE, ANYTHING!"
Author's Response: I just wanted to say thank you for all your reviews - it was awesome signing in to my email account and seeing them all there. Like Christmas! Hee! You must have been on a fic reading marathon! I\'m really glad you enjoyed them all, and love that several of them made you laugh!
What happens when you theive the whiskey of one of the most powerful mutants?
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Holiday, Humor, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2276 - Hits: 3024
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/01/2007 - Last Updated: 01/01/2007
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Holiday, Humor, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2276 - Hits: 3024
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/01/2007 - Last Updated: 01/01/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chuck's Revenge
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chuck's Revenge
Oh GOD. That was literally PAINFUL to read, I- The- He- I couldn't-!
=Faints=
She stepped lightly. Her forest green cloak billowing out in waves behind her. Dark eyes searching.
Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 873 - Hits: 1969
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/04/2007 - Last Updated: 01/04/2007
Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 873 - Hits: 1969
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/04/2007 - Last Updated: 01/04/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I feel stupid for saying this but...
I dun get it.
Sorry...
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wait! After much thought and concideration I have finally come to a conclusion!
I get it! Yay! It usually takes me longer then most to fully get something so this isn't unusual for me. Hehe.
Oh, and it's beautiful, so sad, so sweet... So depressing. But alas...
Author's Response: I\'m glad you got it. It\'s a bit of a ghost story this one. Just felt like writing something a bit different (and not in the singing/dancing Logan form of different... which would be normal for me!)
3rd in the Therapy series. Time for couples therapy. Jean and Scott are having some problems with Logan and Rogue's new found...well I was gonna put 'love' there, but shag-fest is probably more like it *g*
Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Therapy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1172 - Hits: 2681
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/29/2007 - Last Updated: 01/29/2007
Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Therapy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1172 - Hits: 2681
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/29/2007 - Last Updated: 01/29/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Again. HOLY SHIT. That is FUNNY!
"Do I pick holes in your appearance? Do I go around saying, God Scott, your visor really clashes with your jacket today – you get dressed in the dark or something? No. I don't."
Logan mocks Scott's leather slippers. Big mistake. BIG.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1577 - Hits: 2948
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/13/2007 - Last Updated: 02/13/2007
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1577 - Hits: 2948
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/13/2007 - Last Updated: 02/13/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Swashbuckle!
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Swashbuckle!
"My *name*," Scott ground out, "is Scott Summers. Commander of the X-men. Loyal servant to the Professor. Father to a...imaginary son, husband to a slightly unstable wife. And I will have my vengeance..."
"Oh ha fuckin' ha."
Dude... I had to take deep breaths to calm down after that one.
Author's Response: *lol* I was kinda pleased with that line. It still makes me smirk to think of Scott saying it *g*
The animal in me...
Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Crossover, Shipper, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Das Tier In Mir
Chapters: 36
Wordcount: 49315 - Hits: 230875
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/17/2007 - Last Updated: 05/11/2007
Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Crossover, Shipper, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Das Tier In Mir
Chapters: 36
Wordcount: 49315 - Hits: 230875
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/17/2007 - Last Updated: 05/11/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/11/2009 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31
Date: 07/11/2009 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31
Dude, you totally stole that from Van Helsing.
'I'd rather die!'
'Don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies.'
But I love it!
Author's Response: Dude? I\'d rather hear dudette... :)\r\n\r\nThis whole story is a compilation from different sources. Some of it is borrowed, some stolen, and some of it comes from my own imagination.
What would happen if Logan gave a magazine interview?
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Metafic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1378 - Hits: 2569
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/13/2007 - Last Updated: 03/13/2007
Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Metafic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1378 - Hits: 2569
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/13/2007 - Last Updated: 03/13/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Interview
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Interview
HOLY SHIT. That was hilarious! Good questions too... Mine would be- Uh, damn so many, can't list, brain malfunction...
When Stryker raids the mansion, he captures two of the X-Men - and uses them for his own gain.
Rated: NC-17
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Drama, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 14797 - Hits: 69659
Complete?: No - Published: 04/01/2007 - Last Updated: 01/16/2009
Rated: NC-17
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Drama, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 14797 - Hits: 69659
Complete?: No - Published: 04/01/2007 - Last Updated: 01/16/2009
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/07/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Date: 07/07/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Wow. That was great! Please, continue.
The mating dance of the lesser-spotted Canadian Wolverine... in his un-natural habitat by September [Reviews - 30]
[Reviews - 30] Rogan...nature-documentary style.
Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1322 - Hits: 3527
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/30/2007 - Last Updated: 04/30/2007
Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Foof
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1322 - Hits: 3527
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/30/2007 - Last Updated: 04/30/2007
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
JESUS H. CHRIST. That is freaking funny. Can you imagine what it would be like if Wolverine read this?
Author's Response: I think I\'d end up seeing the sharp end of his claws!! Don\'t think he\'d be too amused *g*
Rogue's angry, and she makes her way to Canada. But things don't go according to plan and a crash followed by a Snow Storm in one of the worst Canadian winters recorded, have startling effects.
Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Wordcount: 33731 - Hits: 112932
Complete?: No - Published: 09/12/2007 - Last Updated: 08/04/2011
Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15
Wordcount: 33731 - Hits: 112932
Complete?: No - Published: 09/12/2007 - Last Updated: 08/04/2011
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/22/2009 Title: Chapter 13: Blood on my Hands
Date: 07/22/2009 Title: Chapter 13: Blood on my Hands
NOOOoooo...! You just HAD to stop, huh? Gosh, you're such a tease! Anyways, please continue!
"The cute stops here!"
Rated: G
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Foof
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Her little finger
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1295 - Hits: 2903
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/13/2007 - Last Updated: 09/13/2007
Rated: G
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Foof
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Her little finger
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1295 - Hits: 2903
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/13/2007 - Last Updated: 09/13/2007
What if it had been Rogue and not Wolverine who took out Phoenix?
Rated: Adult
Categories: X3, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark
Tags: None
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Series: None
Chapters: 40
Wordcount: 55447 - Hits: 297809
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/18/2008 - Last Updated: 02/21/2009
Rated: Adult
Categories: X3, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark
Tags: None
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Series: None
Chapters: 40
Wordcount: 55447 - Hits: 297809
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/18/2008 - Last Updated: 02/21/2009
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/11/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 07/11/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow. That is one hellavu beginning.
Late night kitchen talk with a secretive Rogue and a nosy Wolverine.
Rated: R
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2429 - Hits: 4074
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/30/2009 - Last Updated: 03/30/2009
Rated: R
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2429 - Hits: 4074
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/30/2009 - Last Updated: 03/30/2009
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Blind Love
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Blind Love
That was disturbing yet good. Poor Rogue.
Rogue decides to tease Wolverine. Wolverine freaks out. Jeans smile. Storm helps. Scott's scared. Professors sexy when shiny.
Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Friendship, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Tales Of The Thickheaded.
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 8199 - Hits: 26775
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2009 - Last Updated: 05/10/2009
Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Friendship, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: Tales Of The Thickheaded.
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 8199 - Hits: 26775
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2009 - Last Updated: 05/10/2009
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Who's the daddy
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Who's the daddy
Holy freakin' GOD. That was so funny! Especially that last part... Heheh.. Scott.
Author's Response: I know right. Absolutely ridiculous. As if Scott has a chance as Rogue. xXx
Bobby meets Logan.
Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 911 - Hits: 2693
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/28/2009 - Last Updated: 04/28/2009
Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 911 - Hits: 2693
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/28/2009 - Last Updated: 04/28/2009
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Displays of Dominance (The So Submissive Remix)
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Displays of Dominance (The So Submissive Remix)
Whoa... I always wondered what went through Bobby's head when he did that...
This is an AU about a sweetly clutzy Marie and a less traditional meeting with Logan that was begun by the great jj blazer and then opened up for completion. JJ was kind enough to approve of my completion of her fantastic story and so...here it is.
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 23921 - Hits: 58871
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/04/2009 - Last Updated: 06/06/2009
Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 23921 - Hits: 58871
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/04/2009 - Last Updated: 06/06/2009
Reviewer: Kuroshikyo Signed
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Date: 07/24/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Aww.. That was so sweet and funny as hell. Man! I love Jubilee! She's so funny!