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I've been told I have a dirty mind, a salty mouth, and a nice rack.

Question: why do people love describing Logan's hands as being rough or calloused? Wouldn't the healing factor keep them nice and smooth? The one part of Logan that's not 100% manly.


 
Reviews by Ms_H_Wallbanger
Plot? What Plot? I knew I forgot something...

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: PWP
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 8
Wordcount: 7616 - Hits: 53527
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/01/2007 - Last Updated: 02/15/2007
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 05/20/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Well, my heart rate is certainly up! That was hot...good job!

Marie has an accident, and Logan... well, he has to deal with it.

Rated: R
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 1102 - Hits: 6297
Complete?: No - Published: 02/13/2007 - Last Updated: 02/13/2007
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 12/01/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Water Games

I am rapidly becoming a big fan of yours

Co-Authored with Laenwyn.
“The spark that jumped and sizzled whenever he touched her was not in her imagination...and Logan had to feel it too. Those boundaries were going move alright, Rogue thought with a smile.”


Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, UST
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 21
Wordcount: 60272 - Hits: 140294
Complete?: Yes - Published: 02/20/2007 - Last Updated: 05/24/2007
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 06/04/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Geez, I never thought I would be lusting after Victor Creed. But you sure pulled me wrong!

Good job constructing a character who definitely grew over the story.

In this story we have a new incarnation: Bobbysocks!Rogue and GrumpyBadAss!Logan. Or better yet, Rogue = brat and Logan = dirty old man


Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, PWP, UST
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2926 - Hits: 4351
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/17/2007 - Last Updated: 04/17/2007
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 05/31/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I might have just been laughing out loud from this. Especially the "This is a *school* Logan. Really." bit. I guess I'm gonna have to read the follow up!

BTW, I luuurve the Stray Cats!

Dark!/ Feral Logan here finally admits to hs darker nature through an incident that leaves Marie vulnerable. Which this Logan exploits.

Rated: Adult
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Dark, Drama, PWP
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5898 - Hits: 10381
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/30/2007 - Last Updated: 06/30/2007
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 05/28/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Blood

That was...well, I'm not sure an adjective exists that would effectivly express how I feel.
But I'll tell you this: I liked it, and I am disturbed by how much I liked it.

Author's Response: Glad you commented honey, I know it\'s not to everyone\'s taste but thanks for reading and taking the time to think about it. Hugs Jo.

Wolverine and Rogue have sex. A screenplay, as in – it's on your screen and I'm playing – starring James Logan as the chauvinistic alpha male playboy and/or tyrant, and Marie D'Acanto as the simpering female that swoons to his wishes. Ode to Mills and Boon, Harlequin, and all the really crap smut in the world *g*

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, Humor, Metafic
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 773 - Hits: 13767
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2008 - Last Updated: 04/13/2008
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 09/21/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Hello there...

Hahahaha, that was fantastic! I love the bit about "statistical unlikeliness". I admit it: I've fallen prey to that fan fic cliche!

Marie's got a new roommate, which she didn't ask for.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read, Not Spellchecked

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 794 - Hits: 2452
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/30/2008 - Last Updated: 11/30/2008
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 08/03/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so cute!

Rogue and Wolverine become closer, and not in a way he expected.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adult, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Animal Death, Cutting, Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 22
Wordcount: 36518 - Hits: 160447
Complete?: No - Published: 03/21/2009 - Last Updated: 04/05/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed star star star star star
Date: 06/07/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Getting Away

So, I just spent my weekend reading through this (obviously taking some breaks, I'm not that slow!), and you have definitely made me anxious for the next chapter! Can't wait for more, it's been great so far!

The Night of Nights was quickly turning into a disaster and I had to do something about it.


“You can touch me.”

“Do you want me to touch you?”



Rated: NC-17
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 4592 - Hits: 20048
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/24/2009 - Last Updated: 03/27/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 05/19/2009 Title: Chapter 1: She's So Excited

The idea of Kitty accidentally falling through a floor is enough to make me giggle out loud.

Rogue decides to tease Wolverine. Wolverine freaks out. Jeans smile. Storm helps. Scott's scared. Professors sexy when shiny.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Friendship, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Tales Of The Thickheaded.
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 8199 - Hits: 26295
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2009 - Last Updated: 05/10/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 05/18/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Bacon and Beer

Ah, Bacon and Beer. What else could THIS GIRL need on a Saturday morning? Besides maybe a naked wolverine in my bed (the mutant, not the mammal). I'm diggin your sense of humor, and its always nice to see Jean remove that stick from her twat.

Author's Response: I\'m not entirely sure that those were my EXACT words. lol xXx

Jubilee's big mouth makes Rogue look at Logan in a whole new way.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 9
Wordcount: 20845 - Hits: 53758
Complete?: No - Published: 05/04/2009 - Last Updated: 05/20/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 05/18/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I really enjoyed this! Usually my raging ADD keeps me off stories with multiple chapters, but this definitely held my attention. Well done, you!

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you enjoyed it! As a fellow ADD sufferer, I\'m the same way with chapter stories. I think I\'m going to slowly continue on with this, so try to stay tuned! ;)

He only looks like he’s in his late forties now. Also an AU for the HURT ME Series.

Rated: PG
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Character Death

Series: Hurt Me
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 610 - Hits: 3028
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/25/2009 - Last Updated: 05/25/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 06/04/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, gee thanks for making me want to cry right before I go to bed!

Which obviously means that you're doing something right to evoke that kind of emotional response.

Author's Response: YES!!! lol thanks

Logan and Rogue get together but are met with misunderstanding and even resentment from the team members. They run away but things go beyond wrong when they discover Rogue is pregnant and that they will have to go back to a place they hoped to never see again.

Rated: Adult
Categories: X-Men Origins Wolverine, X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Dark, Drama, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Cutting, Not Beta Read, Not Spellchecked

Series: None
Chapters: 10
Wordcount: 40551 - Hits: 58112
Complete?: No - Published: 07/01/2009 - Last Updated: 03/04/2010
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 07/21/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

i am loving this story, especially the switching viewpoints. great work and keep it up!

Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Wow, that was intense, but I really enjoyed it. I hope there's a "big reveal" scene coming up when Logan fills Rogue in on all the handsome, hairy hotness she's forgotten about.

Also...both of us are in the middle of Rogue-pregnancy stories? What are the odds? :)

Author's Response: (*g*) glad you liked it! Don\'t worry about it, I got something in store. But first things first (you\'ll soon know what I mean).\r\n\r\nAnd concerning the pregnancy stuff, well it something I had in the back burner for a certain amount of time now, and I needed to know what it could give once out in the light. I really liked the idea of Marie and Logan in this knid of difficult situation, you know teacher/student relationship that takes a free ticket to total hell city. I had the image of the X-1 Logan, he looks so loving and caring that I just had to do something with it.\r\n\r\nWell Marie is the perfect image of the girl who doesn\'t really know where she\'ll head up. she\'s caught up in her emotions and feelings for Logan and not really aware of the way he truly sees her. And her pregnancy and then motherhood (as I hope I\'ll be able to show) will lead her to have deeper thoughts about what\'s really going on in Logan\'s head about her. \r\n\r\nHope I made it up to you =)\r\n\r\nThanx again for the nice review!

Logan and Marie are having a baby... Well Marie is, Logan's part in that proses is pretty much over except for getting snacks, massages and crap like that. You know the easy stuff.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Drama, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Tales Of The Thickheaded.
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 6522 - Hits: 21774
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/15/2009 - Last Updated: 01/19/2010
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 07/23/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Well Toned "REDONE>>>READ"

Haha, not only do I absolutely love the title of this piece, the line "only a towel to preserve his modesty. Well his penis. Let’s be honest," made me snort/snigger loud enough for my co-worker to look over with concern. Keep it up!

Author's Response: Thanks. Considering the first story was written while I was suppose to be working it\'s good to know that someone else is being naughty too. xXx

When the most significant barrier to their undeniable attraction unexpectedly vanishes, will Rogue and Logan finally act on their feelings? Or will something--or someone--else keep them apart?

Rated: Adult
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 9
Wordcount: 27809 - Hits: 66804
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/17/2009 - Last Updated: 11/28/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 09/18/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I do so love when Logan takes care of Rogue. I like where this is heading!

Set in X-men: Evolution.

Logan is frustrated with life at the Institute, but as he gets to know the Rogue he starts seeing that life there isn't nearly as boring as he'd thought.

Each chapter inspired by my one of my favorite bands of all time: Nine Inch Nails. Can't think of better music to describe Rogue or Logan. P.S. I'm a comment whore, feed the beast!!!

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X-Men Evolution
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Dark, PWP, Shipper, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Series: None
Chapters: 9
Wordcount: 32987 - Hits: 63218
Complete?: No - Published: 09/28/2009 - Last Updated: 11/03/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 09/29/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Wish

I'm excited for the UST! Keep up the great jobbie!

Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 10/04/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Closer

O man, I am so conflicted! Part of me knows that Logan is just getting whats coming to him, but another part of me is like, 'dude, that ending is harsh!' Can't wait for the epilogue! Perhaps there will be a real round 2? :)

Author's Response: trust me, the stomping leads up to the epilogue...or maybe just the next chapter since i\'ve got ideas for more to this story that be covered in one more episode. and yes, it was harsh and Logan totally deserved it!

Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 10/17/2009 Title: Chapter 6: The Closet

Christ on a cracker I love this story! You, missy, are getting VERY good at writing smut! Keep it coming!

Author's Response: hee hee, i never thought i had it in me, but once i busted the smut cherry apparently i\'m addicted. which reminds me i really have to go finish \"The Only One Who Can\" soon b/c I stopped right when the smut should\'ve occurred but i chickened out.

Because who HASN'T had a sex dream about Logan? Come on.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 5893 - Hits: 24616
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/29/2009 - Last Updated: 12/08/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 12/09/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

O man, thank you guys for all the love and THANK YOU for all the hot pics! My personal fav: http://www.imagebam.com/image/475a8030748376/ I think I love it because he looks a little crazy. And the crazy ones make the best lovahs...

One more year, sugar. We’ll be free.

Rated: R
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Drabble
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 424 - Hits: 2750
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/01/2009 - Last Updated: 12/01/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 12/01/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I usually find shorter pieces, little vignettes, seeming a little incomplete. They leave me wanting, and not in a good way. HOWEVER, this guy definitely challenged that. Loved it! Write more!

Author's Response: Glad to be of service! *lol* Thanks!

Logan in a tux. Marie in a velvet dress. A night on the town turns into a mad dash to get home and get it on!

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X3, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Humor, Shipper, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: Not Beta Read

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7329 - Hits: 3971
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/09/2009 - Last Updated: 12/09/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 12/10/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yowza, that was hot! I'd never heard the song, but I youtubed it and now I am certainly a fan! I've never thought of stair sex being particularly comfortable (ever see A History of Violence? Sexy, but painful) now, but with the right guy...Good job!

Author's Response: Thanks, Ms. Wallbanger! I can\'t tell you how much your kind words mean to me. I consider you one of the great smut writers of the fan fiction world--hell, you\'re a great writer, but smut seems to be a true strong suit with you. \'Better Than Pie\' was the first story I ever read on this site, and boy, did it set the tone! Yes, I have seen \'A History of Violence\' and it was hot, but looked very uncomfortable. At least the mansion\'s stairs are carpeted! Again, thanks for letting me know you enjoyed this. --Wendie

Rogue gets a bad grade and someone is going to pay

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adult, PWP, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 9013 - Hits: 21006
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/10/2009 - Last Updated: 12/12/2009
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 12/13/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Well! It's about time Logan plays the submissive. I loved Rogue making him beg.

Author's Response: me too. i think it\'s pretty fun to make the almight Wolverine beg and whine for it. makes Rogue pretty powerful...and me too to make him act like that LOL!

Rogue gets the cure, Bobby breaks her heart, so she turns to alcohol to solve her problems. The outcome to that is where a very angry Wolverine realizes he doesn't like other people touching his possessions.

Rated: Adult
Categories: X3, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 18
Wordcount: 28963 - Hits: 127035
Complete?: No - Published: 12/15/2009 - Last Updated: 12/27/2010
Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 12/22/2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

O lord, I am digging the direction this fic is taking! I've always had an...interest...in Victor/Rogue moments. They make for delicious love triangles. Can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: Oh God Yes. I don\'t know what it is with a hot woman with a twinge of danger to her in a relationship with an animalistic rage-ful male. I LOVE IT.

Reviewer: Ms_H_Wallbanger Signed
Date: 02/01/2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Nice! I am really diggin' this story, and I can't wait for the next chapter...assuming it's going to be more Victor and Rogue. I've said it before, I'll say it again...I've got a soft spot for that pair