"It's, like, totally perfect!"
"I.....really, no, um, that just won't....be acceptable. Ever."
"But look at it! I mean come on! Wolverine and Bobby's eyes would just glaze over if they saw you in this. All those Y chromosome toting balls of hormones we call men will just fall over dead."
"It's just ain't decent."
"Okay, that was not Rogue. That was whatever's left of Wolverine. I want to hear what Rogue has to say about this."
"How about Magneto's thoughts? They're in Polish, and they're kinda kinky--"
"Which is just the grossest thing ever. No, I want a one hundred per cent Rogue response, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
"How about something safer, like a diving bell?"
"No."
"Okay, what about a wet suit?"
"Heck no!"
"Not even a one piece?"
"Rogue! Come on, please? I'll make sure no one gets with in four feet of you. Everyone will be safe, and you'll be wearing a bikini!"
"Jubilee, you're gonna be the death of me. But, I am kind of partial to green and seeing Logan's eye's get all glazed will make it worth it. Hand the suit over, I'm going in."
The Wolverine & Rogue Fanfiction Archive
Barely Legal Since 2000
Author's Chapter Notes:
This is just a bit of dialogue fluff I thought up, but didn't feel like putting in a real story. So, I figured I'd use it to introduce myself to all the X-Men lists I joined. Enjoy!