Charles Xavier and all the members of the X-team were gathered outside the Mansion on the grassy grounds for Rogue’s birthday. When it came time to open presents, Jubilee insisted that hers be first.
“Now Roguey, I know it’s *your* birthday, but I gotcha’ somethin’ that both you and the Wolvster can enjoy.”
Rogue opened the small box that was placed in her lap to reveal a large can. She looked at Logan and then at Jubilee with a questioning stare. The Eurasian girl simply rolled her eyes as though her intentions were clear as day.
“Guys, read the can… spray-on latex.”
From that day on, Logan and Jubilee got along much better.
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Inspired by a joke I heard and this rather vulgar catchphrase I thought up…