‘Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me’ etc etc (hands up if you sang along cause if you did you get cake!) It’s a biggy this year - I’ll give you a clue......depending on which point of view you take my life is just beginning or its all down hill from here on in – I’m siding with the latter but hoping for the former!

Wanted to get something on today so here are the warnings.....written very quickly, not checked, spelling and punctuation probably atrocious, story may not make sense and to top it all written in a style that will most likely annoy the hell out of you.....other than that.....enjoy!!!!!