This was written, oh, back in 2001. Yes, another one. I was trolling an old Yahoo!Group from way back when, and I found this. Apparently jenn and I were chatting one night, and she challenged me to write a parody because we were both bored out of our skulls and having computer issues on top of it. This is the result. According to what I wrote back then, it was supposed to be a short "silly-fic" and turned into a six-page monster. I hope it amuses you.

(For those who have no clue, AIM is the AOL Instant Messenger.)

Disclaimer: They’re not mine. Dammit. But the story
idea definitely is.