This is not beta read. And I know - the scientific explanation for the eventual miracle is lame, but dude - it's smut! Dedicated to Jengrrrl, the sweetheart who fuels me in my X-Men DVD deprivedness. She shows me cute Comic pictures and helps me with canon-ness. And Donna cause she stayed up to read my smoof, which could have resulted in the loss of her job. Merry Christmas, everyone.