Announcer: How does Shadowcat eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Kitty: I phase through my Reese's, first.
Announcer: How does Beast eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Hank: I try to understand anything I take into my body on the molecular level before consuming it. I run several scientific tests to understand its chemical makeup, and if I can, I make notes of Kitty's observations once she has phased through a substance. Upon investigation, I think I shall try this treat. Hmmm, quite tasty, but alas, nothing compares to a Twinkie.
Announcer: How do Iceman and Pyro eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?
Bobby: I like to eat them ice cold.
St. John: Naw, man, they're better hot. (We see St. John holding out his hands with chocolate dripping from them.)
Announcer: How does Gambit eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Remy: Better watch your candy stash, chere. `Dis thief steals his treats!
Announcer: How does Jubilee eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Jubes: I think everything is better when it sparkles! But the important question is "where" not "how," silly. And the answer is, at the mall, of course!
Announcer: How does Storm eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Ororo: I enjoy curling up and watching a nice thunderstorm with an old blanket, a glass of milk, and plenty of Reese's.
Announcer: How does Dr. Grey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Jean: I can move all sorts of things with my mind. (We see a peanut butter cup float through the air, the wrapper comes off of it and it slides into her open mouth.)
Announcer: How does Cyclops eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Scott: I guess I just eat them like most people do…. But have you ever tried to open those wrappers? I usually just blast the damn thing.
Announcer: How does Professor X eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Charles: Well, I put my hands on either side of it, and I say, "Just relax, I am not going to hurt you…."
Announcer: How does Rogue eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Marie: I like to place the peanut butter cup right in the middle of Logan's breastbone. Then I start at his belly button and make a triangular trail, as I kiss, lick, and nibble from his washboard stomach up to one nipple, across his glorious chest, eating my treat as I go, to the other nipple and back down his "treasure line" to his navel.
But, you want to know what the best part of it is? There's always two cups in a package so I get to do it all over again!
Announcer: How does Wolverine eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Logan: First, I undress Marie and lay her out naked on our bed. Next, I use my claws to shave the candy into tiny pieces that fall all over her body. Then, I take my time and lick it all up.
Got a problem with that, bub?