Logan: Seen it. Seen it. Seen it.
Marie: Logan, get outta’ the ‘adult’ section.
Logan: Why? They're the only movies I watch.
Scott: Ugh.
Logan: You got somethin’ to say One-Eye?
Scott: No. Just that pornos have no plot or redeeming dialogue.
Logan: Yeah, I’m sure you’re listening to ‘Tiffany’ *before* her shirt comes off and the ‘supervisor’ has her bent over his office chair.
Jean: I’ve actually seen that one.
Scott: Jean!
Jean: What? It was good, especially when they’re on that glass-
Scott: Stop!
Jean: …
Logan: Oh yeah, and then the ‘boss’ comes in and starts-
Scott: STOP!
Logan: Heh.
Marie: Loosen up Scott, it’s just porn.
Scott: Yeah well, I ‘just’ don’t wanna talk about it.
Marie: Fine, suit yourself. You guys got any picks other than… *whispers conspiratorially* p-o-r-n.
Scott: Very funny.
Marie: I know… thanks.
Scott: *grumbles*
Jean: How about 10th and Wolf?
Logan: Are you making fun of me or somethin’.
Jean: No, Mr. The-World-Revolves-Around-Me, it’s an actual movie *and* (excitedly) James Marsden is in it!
Scott: Here we go again.
Marie: What?
Scott: Jean's been trying to convince me that I look like him for years now.
Marie (to Jean): Lemme’ see the cover.
Scott: *sighs*
Marie: Oh my God! It’s Scott’s twin!
Jean (to Scott): See, I told you.
Scott: Whatever.
Logan: Hand it over, I wanna have a look at this guy. *takes a look* Nope.
Scott: THANK YOU!
Logan: *That* guy doesn’t look like a pansy.
Scott: *glares at Logan*
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Blockbuster is a video rental company (for those not familiar).