Wet by aranenumenesse
Summary: Logan and Rogue getting wet.
Categories: AU Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 222 Read: 2858 Published: 05/03/2009 Updated: 05/03/2009

1. Chapter 1 by aranenumenesse

Chapter 1 by aranenumenesse
Author's Notes:
Just a short drabble. Wasn't sure about the rating, but basically this is toilet humor, so...
I was looking for a place to settle down. Parked my carcass in the garage at first. Got thrown out. Scott claimed that the smoke of my cigar disturbed his mechanics class. Tried kitchen next. Ororo told me to evacuate immediately. Scent of my beer interrupted her aromatherapy. Xavier told me to leave the library, he needed some peace and quiet as well. Jeannie had sublevels locked up, for one reason or another. Brats had reserved the common room for themselves. So, as it was, the garden was the only place left for me.

And it’s raining.

Figures.

“Hi.”

“What the hell are you doing out here, kid? It’s raining.”

“So?”

“You’ll get wet.”

“So? I’m not made of sugar.”

“It’s cold out here.”

“But you’re here, too.”

For that I have nothing to say. Absofuckinglutely nothing.

“Umm... Why are we sitting out here?”

“Don’t know about you, kid. I just came to smoke this cigar and drink some beer.”

“You couldn’t do that in some less wet and cold place?”

“Got thrown out everywhere I went.”

“That’s because you tried all the wrong places.”

No shit, Sherlock.

“Your cigar is all wet.”

“Yeah.”

“There’s water in your beer.”

“Yeah.”

“I’m all wet.”

Uh-huh...

“Don’t you raise that eyebrow, mister!”
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