Twas the night before christmas
and all through the mansion
silence reigned except for one
cry of passion.

Their clothes were all strewn about
without any care
Bodies entwined,
her hands curled in his hair.

The lovers were nestled
all hot in their bed
While visions of the future
danced in their heads.

Marie in her nighty
and Logan all buff
had just come together
they could not get enough

When up on the roof
there rose such a clatter
He unsheathed his claws
and went to see to the matter

Down in the library
by the fireplace sat
A potbellied man
with a red and white hat

Seeing the claws
the man started to shiver
afraid the growling man
would tear out his liver

Grabbing his bag
up the chimney he flew
Logan glanced at the presents
and his astonishment grew

Racing to the window
with Rogue now at his side
They watched the odd man
take off in his ride

They heard him exclaim
as he drove out of sight
"Merry Christmas X-men,
and to all a good night."