Jubes, what the hell are you doin'?

Dancin' babe. Shakin' my booty while I'm still young and shapely enough to do it.

Yea, but what in all that's holy are you listening to?

Oh goodness - you don't know? How can you not know?

What? Will someone please tell me what's going on here?

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...

What the hell is goin' on?

Jubes has a real thing for eighties music.

Eighties? Like, in the nineteen eighties? Don't exhume the eighties!

Aw come on, Roguey baby. Spank your inner moppet to the sound of the synth.

You've got to be kidding me.

Yea, she has a shit load of those eighties mixes you see on TV. I think once she had a lot of it on vinyl though.

Vinyl???

She's been deeply scarred by Adam Ant, yes, but she's been through her 12 steps, so she's mostly okay. Just every now and then she brings them all out and gets her groove on, so to speak.

Oooo! Favorite! Favorite!

What the hell is this one? And why is she playing the air guitar?

Just go with it.

Alright.

Hey little sister, what have you done?

This is stupid.

Hey little sister who's the only one?

Hey, I actually like this one. He was cute in a punky British eighties sort of way.

Hey little sister who's your superman?

Wasn't he a heroin junkie and a wife beater or something?

Hey little sister who's the one you want?

Weren't they all?

Hey little sister, shotgun.

Good point.

It's a nice day to start again.

What the hell is this song about, anyway?

It's a nice day for a white wedding.

Um, bridal gowns?

It's a nice day to start again.

Roguey, baby, this is your song. It's totally your song.

Hey little sister what have you done?

What in tarnation is she talking about?

Hey little sister whose the only one?

Why are you asking me? I just live here.

I've been away for so long - cause I'm Logan and I'm a jerk...

What??

I've been away for so long - cause he's an idiot

Lemme at her!

I let you go for so long

Rogue, now honey, why don't you just... sit... down... thank you.

It's a nice day to start again.

Jubes, I think you'd better explain yourself, sugar.

Guitar solo in a sec - Comeon, It's nice day for a white wedding

Fuck the guitar solo!

It's a nice day to start again Yeooooooww... Okay so, it's totally you two. Don't gimme that look. You know it's true. Listen to the lyrics. It's just so damn cute...

Whatever it is you're goin' on about, it doesn't apply.

Roooooguey, get your head outta the sand!

Shut up, Jubes.

Babe, he loves ya and I'm not talking like a sister, here.

I'm warning you, Jubes.

He does. You can totally tell.

I don't think that's the least bit funny, Jubes.

Shiiiit. You wouldn't think the door could slam that hard, would you? What was wrong with her, anyway?

She really digs him.

Well, duh.

And she's really in denial.

I know, I know. I figured, help was needed.

Oh, it is. But I don't think that did it.

...We need a better plan.