Logan: Where are you going?

Marie: To pay… we can’t very well steal these groceries.

Logan: Says you, but how the Hell is staring at a giant computer gonna get that done?

Jean: It’s automated.

Logan: Okay…

Scott: The ‘giant computer’ scans the items, you give it money and you go about your day… no cashier needed.

Logan: No cashier huh?

Marie: Nope. Oh wait, we’ve got more than 12 items.

Logan: So?

Marie: The blinky light thing says ‘12 items or less’.

Scott: Well… no one’s looking…

Jean: God, I love it when you break the rules! *kisses Scott madly*

Logan and Marie: … *crickets chirp in the distance*

Marie: Right. So I guess we’ll just do it anyway. *swipes card*

Automated Voice: Welcome to Stop&Shop, you are a valued customer.

Logan: What the fuck? Did that thing just talk?

Marie: Yeah… so?

Logan: So? It. Talked.

Marie: That happens.

Automated Voice: Please scan your first item.

Logan: I don’t fuckin’ like it.

Marie: You don’t have to, it’s just here to lessen the staff’s workload. *scans item* Oh score… saved eighty cents!

Automated Voice: Please scan your next item.

Logan: And why does it have to be a guy?

Marie: I don’t know, it just is.

Logan: Well, I don’t like how it talks to you.

Marie: *turns away from scanner* For the love of God Logan! It’s a machine!

“Automated Voice”: Please scan you next item. By the way, you look hot today Rogue.

Logan and Marie (stunned): WHAT?!

Scott: Gotcha’!