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[Report This]Date: 03/11/2015 9:38:26 PM Title: Chapter 1
Oh, God, this almost made we wet myself! There are so many funny lines in this fic that I can't pick a favorite!
"Logan, you're a sex god. We all know it, we all bow down to your almighty cock"
"I don't give a good goddamn who else is up, as long as I am!!"
Logan lit up like it was Christmas morning and there was a lifetime supply of beer, cigars and blowjobs under the tree.
More!! Encore!!
[Report This]Date: 09/02/2011 11:42:06 PM Title: Chapter 1
The Professor's mental voice cut through their petty squabbles. {I realize that you are all adults, but you will always be my children. This means that I never want to know anything, ever, about your sex lives. I don't even want to know that you are having sex lives. Is this clear? Don't force me to start discussing *my* sex life.}
Everyone winced.
OMG!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time....that was amazing.
[Report This]Date: 04/09/2011 4:57:58 AM Title: Chapter 1
Hilarious and so very, very awesome. Ten stars!
Date: 12/30/2009 4:03:13 AM Title: Chapter 1
"we're that loud?"
"Yes, you are," Piotr shouted from down the hall.
ok, i think someone yelled that at me in my dorm at college LOL!
Date: 11/03/2009 5:57:22 PM Title: Chapter 1
oh my GOD... all i can say is Jubed got balls of freaking adamantium to be interrupting Logan getting off.
[Report This]Date: 03/23/2009 12:03:48 AM Title: Chapter 1
"Logan lit up like it was Christmas morning and there was a lifetime supply of beer, cigars and blowjobs under the tree."
oh my god, i just spit beer all over my laptop. that was the single funniest sentence i have ever read!
[Report This]Date: 07/17/2007 3:19:15 AM Title: Chapter 1
This is abolustely hysterical! And I love the 'skunk bear' comment - not a lot of people know that's one of the folk names for a wolverine. YAY!
[Report This]Date: 03/13/2007 12:43:47 PM Title: Chapter 1
>Go defile it or something< OH GAWD!! Too funny! ROTFLMAO!! Scott must really need the sleep!!
PLEASE!! Lex...more! More!!
Author's Response: Desperate times call for desperate measures. :-) And yes, I have a few more in the pipeline.
[Report This]Date: 02/10/2007 6:04:21 PM Title: Chapter 1
You know just how to write 'em. I love this story - its flagged in my favorite's list. Great job.
Author's Response: Thanks for the favorite!
[Report This]Date: 02/10/2007 6:04:08 PM Title: Chapter 1
You know just how to write 'em. I love this story - its flagged in my favorite's list. Great job.
[Report This]Date: 01/07/2007 1:53:06 AM Title: Chapter 1
Ah. what sacrifices will be made for sleep...decency, routine sex, and Scott's new Expedition. Beautiful. And universal. Just like, it seems, certain sounds from Remy's room.
Author's Response: Sleep, like sex, isn't that important unless you're *not* getting any. :->