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"dressed in clothes that, even should Storm decide it was monsoon season on the fourth floor, would remain opaque,"... well good for her I say! and... German... bears? omg, I'm getting a stomach ache from laughing too much.
Author's Response: *g* you can't blame him for trying...!
Oh my god!!! Where did he get German porn? I love it and bless you for writing it!
Author's Response: LoL - I think some secrets are best left to Logan! Glad you enjoyed it :o)
Oh, my! I'm getting so behind with the list. I'm just getting to this now. A nature documentary? *cackles*
Before we got to the documentary, I was already thinking that Logan 'jumping up' was for that reason. *lol* I thought he was hiding the evidence behind the tv or something. But the nature documentary is funnier. *Especially* since it's German porn. Hehe.
Author's Response: LoL - I just couldn't resist! As soon as that idea came to me I was like *rubs hands together* heh heh heh...
OOOOOOOHHHH!!!! embarrassing! lol but is it a german porn, or is it some soppy movie? i'm lost!
'Ja... das ist gut. Ja härter, tiefer, schneller! Oh mein Gott!'
from that line, i'd guess a porn
She threw the tissue box at him on her way out.
but why the tissues? anyone care 2 explain?
Author's Response: LoL - yes it's german porn. Hence the tissue box, to clean up the...mess...*g* (sorry - gross joke i know *g*!)
Ja... das ist gut. Ja härter, tiefer, schneller! Oh mein Gott!' is 'Yeah....that's good. Yes harder, faster! Oh my God!' and 'Uuuh du bist aber ein Großer.' is 'ooh you’re such a big boy'. I owe Bridget mega thanks for her translating skills for that *g* - but *sniggers* I did have fun writing it :o)
That was absolutley and officially the loudest laugh I've ever had over a fanfic - anyone around in the offices at this ungodly hour? No? Good. Oh, you mean they are *out* of their office only to eavesdrop at *my* door? Oh.
No, sarcasm does indeed not mix with see-through tops. And little did I timagine how right my teachers were when I learned about German being the language of poets and philosophers. Oh dear.
Author's Response: *sniggers* Oh dear indeed *g*. Thank you! Glad it made you laugh! It made me smirk for days - and that took some explaining at work *g* (i.e. - to save my reputation - I lied!) Fanfic... what fanfic...?
*runs off to giggle at the insanity*
Author's Response: LoL! - glad you're enjoying it :o)
Awww! You can Jean bash better than that, can't ya?? (still waiting for the good parts...Logan in a tux, Logan *out* of a tux.....)
Author's Response: Never fear - the tux is on it's way...*g*
My pleasure ;)
Love the wet t-shirt torture. *giggles*
They can be really big... those bears *ROFLMAO*
Author's Response: LoL, they can...*sniggers* Poor Logan :o)
Nature documentary, Logan? I always thought he would be little more creative... But what an image this one left me with! Wow! *starts writing, trying to avoid drooling on the keyboard* :)
Author's Response: Oooh! Have I inspired Ara PWP???? *does happy dance* Woohoo!