Now, I have no clue as to where this is going.
...
This is quite puzzling, really. I pride myself on being able to see the outline of plots after only a few paragraphs most of the time, but here I must give up and admit that you win.

And that tickles my curiosity in an unhealthy way. I'm afraid I'm slightly obsessed with this, now.

*obsessing*
(but in a very, very good way)


Author's Response: No angst or blood and guts in this one. No uglies. This may be considered even as foof. Just a fair warning.