Gawd, this is gripping. I'm in for the long haul. Update me.

Author's Response: Just a moment, please. Installing the update package. Please, be patient while the package loads. Estimated time for upload 1 hour, 55 minutes, 20 seconds. Thank you for choosing GigaHard Uninstal Warrior 1.00245D.

Author's Response: *Now you've done it. She crashed. Shit. What the heck am I supposed to do now? Hmm... Let's see... I could of course renew my Playboy subscription... Or order some good beer. That crap ara's hubby is slugging tastes like piss...*

Author's Response: Re-routing the system for backup power, please wait... Searching for alternate program... Booting system, please wait.

Author's Response: *That's it. No more Terminator for you, missy. What is it with that guy anyway? Metal endoskeleton and shit... How hard is it to come up with something unique?*