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[Report This]Date: 03/11/2015 9:55:02 PM Title: Canadian Water Torture
I knew it! I KNEW it! The first time I read this story I just knew it HAD to based on true events because NO ONE has a powerful enough imagination to make something like that up! I'm sure when it happened it was TOTALLY icky and so NOT funny, but it sure makes for a kickass story now! :)
[Report This]Date: 03/11/2015 9:38:26 PM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
Oh, God, this almost made we wet myself! There are so many funny lines in this fic that I can't pick a favorite!
"Logan, you're a sex god. We all know it, we all bow down to your almighty cock"
"I don't give a good goddamn who else is up, as long as I am!!"
Logan lit up like it was Christmas morning and there was a lifetime supply of beer, cigars and blowjobs under the tree.
More!! Encore!!
[Report This]Date: 09/02/2011 11:42:06 PM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
The Professor's mental voice cut through their petty squabbles. {I realize that you are all adults, but you will always be my children. This means that I never want to know anything, ever, about your sex lives. I don't even want to know that you are having sex lives. Is this clear? Don't force me to start discussing *my* sex life.}
Everyone winced.
OMG!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time....that was amazing.
[Report This]Date: 04/09/2011 4:57:58 AM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
Hilarious and so very, very awesome. Ten stars!
[Report This]Date: 12/30/2009 4:10:52 AM Title: Canadian Water Torture
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! and hilarious!!!!
Date: 12/30/2009 4:03:13 AM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
"we're that loud?"
"Yes, you are," Piotr shouted from down the hall.
ok, i think someone yelled that at me in my dorm at college LOL!
Date: 11/03/2009 6:03:18 PM Title: Canadian Water Torture
oh... poor JUBES.... poor poor JUBES...
Date: 11/03/2009 5:57:22 PM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
oh my GOD... all i can say is Jubed got balls of freaking adamantium to be interrupting Logan getting off.
[Report This]Date: 03/23/2009 12:03:48 AM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
"Logan lit up like it was Christmas morning and there was a lifetime supply of beer, cigars and blowjobs under the tree."
oh my god, i just spit beer all over my laptop. that was the single funniest sentence i have ever read!
[Report This]Date: 07/17/2007 3:19:15 AM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
This is abolustely hysterical! And I love the 'skunk bear' comment - not a lot of people know that's one of the folk names for a wolverine. YAY!
[Report This]Date: 03/13/2007 12:43:47 PM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
>Go defile it or something< OH GAWD!! Too funny! ROTFLMAO!! Scott must really need the sleep!!
PLEASE!! Lex...more! More!!
Author's Response: Desperate times call for desperate measures. :-) And yes, I have a few more in the pipeline.
[Report This]Date: 02/10/2007 6:04:21 PM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
You know just how to write 'em. I love this story - its flagged in my favorite's list. Great job.
Author's Response: Thanks for the favorite!
[Report This]Date: 02/10/2007 6:04:08 PM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
You know just how to write 'em. I love this story - its flagged in my favorite's list. Great job.
[Report This]Date: 01/07/2007 2:02:29 AM Title: Canadian Water Torture
Oh. My. Jesus. My condolences that this actually happened to you, but I can not bring myself to feel enmity toward an event that lead to this story. I almost fell over laughing, especially between Jubilee's "kill me now" pleas and Scotts "hysterical blindness" happening. I think I love you.
Author's Response: I wanted to kill when it happened, but now that several years have passed, it's funny. Plus, I can use it every time my bro-in-law pisses me off. :->
[Report This]Date: 01/07/2007 1:53:06 AM Title: If These Walls Could Talk...
Ah. what sacrifices will be made for sleep...decency, routine sex, and Scott's new Expedition. Beautiful. And universal. Just like, it seems, certain sounds from Remy's room.
Author's Response: Sleep, like sex, isn't that important unless you're *not* getting any. :->