"And what is it that you teach Mr....Logan?"

"Art."


Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 850 - Hits: 2690
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/19/2007 - Last Updated: 08/19/2007

Logan gives out a lecture only to find he's just as much in the dark as Bobby!

Rated: G
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 851 - Hits: 2075
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/18/2007 - Last Updated: 08/18/2007

Marie hits eighteen, and hits a strip club. I'm blaming Jubilee.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, Humor, PWP, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4
Wordcount: 14094 - Hits: 19910
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/31/2007 - Last Updated: 08/18/2007

Marie's bar, Poker Girls, is in desperate need of a bartender... What will happen when a very experienced and sexy canadian wants the job?

Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 664 - Hits: 1716
Complete?: No - Published: 08/16/2007 - Last Updated: 08/16/2007

Someone said they'd like a story with a love/hate relationship between our two favorite mutants and Rogue still with the Brotherhood. This is my take on that.


Rated: PG-13
Categories: Comicverse, AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 6
Wordcount: 10046 - Hits: 27927
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/14/2007 - Last Updated: 08/14/2007

She giggled, her voice husky, ‘Oh come on Logan…ya know ya love it when ah play dirty…’ Her fingers moved through the hair on his chest, slowly teasingly across his stomach and to the towel wrapped around his waist, she tugged and the fabric fell to the floor.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, Humor, PWP
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1925 - Hits: 4480
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/11/2007 - Last Updated: 08/11/2007

Dead dogs of Desperation Welcome You, Stranger!

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Crossover, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 12
Wordcount: 15989 - Hits: 43922
Complete?: No - Published: 08/01/2007 - Last Updated: 08/04/2007

Uh... Rogue enjoys her self-defense class more than the other students do?

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1, X2
Characters: None
Genres: Foof, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Poetic Inspiration
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2838 - Hits: 3677
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/01/2007 - Last Updated: 08/01/2007

Vagabond. That’s what she called him.

Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Vagabond's Valse
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 6454 - Hits: 9766
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/26/2007 - Last Updated: 07/26/2007

Prime example of their skills and knowledge.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Dark, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 14
Wordcount: 15650 - Hits: 81251
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/25/2007 - Last Updated: 07/25/2007

'Hey, ya ever see a walrus do the funky chicken?’

Rating upped because apparently my mind resides in the gutter!

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, Humor, Shipper, UST
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3
Wordcount: 5340 - Hits: 10537
Complete?: No - Published: 06/29/2007 - Last Updated: 07/23/2007

When Logan and Marie get a new place, they need a few things... Jean and Scott are there to help.


Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Insane Adventures of Two X-couples
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 431 - Hits: 2213
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/22/2007 - Last Updated: 07/22/2007

Charles gets an eye and mindful of the mansion's new 'lovers'.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2056 - Hits: 4308
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/14/2007 - Last Updated: 07/14/2007

It's kinda self-explanatory.

Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Insane Adventures of Two X-couples
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 469 - Hits: 1933
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/04/2007 - Last Updated: 07/04/2007

Guys do it all the time.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Songfic
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Female Of The Species
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1973 - Hits: 2868
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/04/2007 - Last Updated: 07/04/2007

My sorta-edition to the RR "Because he asked me to." It's late, I know.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 195 - Hits: 1764
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/02/2007 - Last Updated: 07/02/2007

The condom maker gets a letter and an unexpected visit.

Rated: G
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1013 - Hits: 3094
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/29/2007 - Last Updated: 06/29/2007

Marie tells those around her of her choice.

Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Crossover, Dark, Drabble, Drama, Foof, Friendship, General, Holiday, Humor, Metafic, Poetry, PWP, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Pagan Lovesongs
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3695 - Hits: 2042
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/26/2007 - Last Updated: 06/26/2007

Logan told her...he really did! He can't be blamed if she didn't listen to him.

Rated: G
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 822 - Hits: 2715
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/23/2007 - Last Updated: 06/23/2007

This is the round robin for "Because he asked me"

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Because he asked me
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 410 - Hits: 2515
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/22/2007 - Last Updated: 06/22/2007

Logan gets to wait while Marie meets him with a 'stray', thing is there's nowhere safe enough for a kid to come into but a gourmet coffee shop......this is what ensues, when we have a tired Logan, a perky staff and a happy Marie.

Rated: G
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Foof, Friendship, General, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4816 - Hits: 2361
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/20/2007 - Last Updated: 06/20/2007

If you're a guardian angel, heaven ain't what it use to be.

Rated: R
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 19
Wordcount: 42764 - Hits: 107960
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/08/2007 - Last Updated: 06/20/2007

Marie goes on her rescue road trip, we get to hear what she thinks and feels along the way.

Rated: G
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Angst, Dark, Drabble, Friendship, General, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Tarot Series
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3974 - Hits: 1899
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/15/2007 - Last Updated: 06/15/2007

She was finally home.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Foof, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: WAR
Chapters: 17
Wordcount: 16918 - Hits: 82131
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/07/2007 - Last Updated: 06/14/2007

Hooker!Marie and Manwhore!Logan. A slice of life and a chance meeting. [Archivist's Notes: It is unlikely that this story will ever be finished. Read at your own risk!]

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Humor, Shipper
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 6
Wordcount: 4050 - Hits: 28173
Complete?: No - Published: 01/01/2007 - Last Updated: 06/07/2007