Jubilee goes for her license. Poor Logan.

Rated: PG
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Seasons Change
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1421 - Hits: 2360
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/02/2008 - Last Updated: 11/02/2008

Gambit seeks advice from a not-so-well-known Professor Parks.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Seasons Change
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1144 - Hits: 1611
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/02/2008 - Last Updated: 11/02/2008

The last snowfall so...time to play.

Rated: PG
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: Seasons Change
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 850 - Hits: 1958
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/02/2008 - Last Updated: 11/02/2008

Rogue wants Logan, but the new kid wants Rogue...

Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1619 - Hits: 2796
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/02/2008 - Last Updated: 10/02/2008

Logan finds a picture to keep him company on the long, cold nights.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1506 - Hits: 2002
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/21/2008 - Last Updated: 09/21/2008

Logan faces his worst fear.

Rated: PG
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 888 - Hits: 2519
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/27/2008 - Last Updated: 08/27/2008

Assassin Rogue is hired to kill Wolverine.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 26
Wordcount: 44168 - Hits: 222774
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/08/2007 - Last Updated: 08/18/2008

Ever see someone who's so familiar but you just can't figure out why?

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X3
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1987 - Hits: 2777
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/05/2008 - Last Updated: 08/05/2008

Rogue is sentenced to what she considers cruel and unusual punishment.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 7954 - Hits: 39910
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/13/2007 - Last Updated: 07/15/2008

"Death was driving an emerald green Lexus." Written for Khaki’s Opening Sentence Challenge.

Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 119 - Hits: 1472
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/23/2008 - Last Updated: 06/23/2008

There are certain things that can bring together the worst of enemies

Rated: PG-13
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1450 - Hits: 2743
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/22/2008 - Last Updated: 06/22/2008

Does size matter? (get your minds out of the gutter - not the size of *that* - that's a different story!!)

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1363 - Hits: 2489
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/24/2008 - Last Updated: 05/24/2008

Logan's got a few choice words when Storm doesn't leave room to argue.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1176 - Hits: 3570
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/18/2008 - Last Updated: 05/18/2008

Well Logan and Rogue go on a road trip, but that all comes to an end in Las Vegas

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 18
Wordcount: 30645 - Hits: 125152
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/01/2007 - Last Updated: 05/15/2008

Rogue gets a delivery. She is not thrilled.

Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1031 - Hits: 2689
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/04/2008 - Last Updated: 05/04/2008

Many things are pulled out into the open in this little tale of love, lust, petting zoos and cheetos.

Rated: R
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Flaming Lederhosen
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 26895 - Hits: 4080
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/04/2008 - Last Updated: 05/04/2008

Kitty comes back from a date with Bobby and is completely distraught, and goes to Rogue to cry it out. But even Rogue is surprised by what exactly went wrong.

Rated: R
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Flaming Lederhosen
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2096 - Hits: 2812
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/04/2008 - Last Updated: 05/04/2008

If you could kill with the slightest skin-to-skin contact, what would your worst nightmare be?

Rated: G
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1343 - Hits: 2042
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/29/2008 - Last Updated: 04/29/2008

Logan snoops around on Rogue's computer.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 980 - Hits: 3284
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/28/2008 - Last Updated: 04/28/2008

Logan fulfills his obligations.

Rated: NC-17
Categories: X1
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2245 - Hits: 9839
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2008 - Last Updated: 04/27/2008

Ficlet based on X2 rumors.

Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 290 - Hits: 2109
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2008 - Last Updated: 04/27/2008

Ficlet based on X2 rumors.

Rated: PG
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 249 - Hits: 1778
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2008 - Last Updated: 04/27/2008

A trip to the supermarket. Written for Khaki's Opening Sentence Challenge.

Rated: R
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 764 - Hits: 2007
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/20/2008 - Last Updated: 04/20/2008

Logan tells the truth. Written for Khaki's Opening Sentence Challenge.

Rated: PG-13
Categories: X2
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 438 - Hits: 1531
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/20/2008 - Last Updated: 04/20/2008

Wolverine and Rogue have sex. A screenplay, as in – it's on your screen and I'm playing – starring James Logan as the chauvinistic alpha male playboy and/or tyrant, and Marie D'Acanto as the simpering female that swoons to his wishes. Ode to Mills and Boon, Harlequin, and all the really crap smut in the world *g*

Rated: NC-17
Categories: AU
Characters: None
Genres: Adult, Foof, Humor, Metafic
Tags: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 773 - Hits: 13754
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2008 - Last Updated: 04/13/2008